Cross Stitch Kit ‘This Is Not A Crack House’


This is not a crack house, this is a crack home. The perfectly welcome sign for the subversive amongst us.

Cross Stitch Kit ‘This Is Not A Crack House’ details

The design area is 4.1 x 4.3 inches @14 stitch/inch and is a great project for all abilities, whether you’re a beginner, a casual enthusiast or an advanced stitcher looking for a new pattern to make.

Choose from a DIY Kit, Pattern Pack (pattern, needle, threads and needle threader) or just a PDF pattern download.

All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, please check the size in the description.


All printed materials are dyslexia-friendly as standard with:

  • a British Dyslexia Association-approved font
  • extra line & letter spacing
  • no italics, underlining or caps
  • printing on pastel paper available – please select your colour option from the list

DIY Kit contains

  • Step-by-step, illustrated instructions on how to cross-stitch
  • Full colour pattern with key
  • All pre-sorted threads
  • 1 x 6″ embroidery hoop
  • 1 x cross-stitch needle & needle threader
  • 1 x Aida fabric
  • 1 x backing felt

PDF Pattern info

Available for download upon purchase (one download limit per purchase).

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